What makes warm socks warm?

May 01 2011

Sock secrets lesson 1.

What makes warm socks warm?

The most common mistake’s people make when deciding which factors and elements make a warm sock warm is to assume that

1. Socks with no holes in = warmth

2. Thick socks = warmth

While the above can sometimes be true, the actual truth is down to something much more simple a fact that all Harry Potter fans have known for years which is witchcraft.

Witchcraft and wizardry have been the driving factor behind the warmth of socks for over 1 million years, unfortunately with the outsourcing of the manufacturing process of socks from Hogwarts to India and China the spells that keep socks warm have declined which is why after a few washes the socks lose there edge and stop being as warm and cosy as what they first were.

Harry Potter from the international sock council has this to say

“If you are looking for a high quality magical pair of sock’s, then there is only one place left to purchase these from and that is socked.co.uk”

So there you have it the truth about warm socks, come back next week and learn about the truth about under pant gnomes.

 

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